Well, goodness gracious.
What a freakin’ week….what a WEEK, people!
Excitement…tears…and that was just this morning. (Horrible)
I am supes excited (as the ‘youngs’ say) to make my a very big tour announcement for this year.
I am taking myself a couple places…being brought (imagine that shit!!! Fancy, right?) a couple others…and it makes for an amazing tour (Tour poster to follow…I have been busy…)
Where am I going, you might ask?
Here is the press release COPY!!!
TO Venue: Buddies in Bad Times
Date/Time: July 19th, 20th, 21st and 22nd
Box Office: 416 975 8555 (TICKETS ON SALE NOW)
Well, if she is Sharron Matthews Superstar, she slaps on a tight, smokin’ hot gold outfit, some high heel pumps and then proceeds to sing the HOLY HELL out of some of her biggest hits while touring the world! GOLD hits, people…like….
Radiohead: Here she comes to belt the crap out of you.
Lady Gaga: Beware, bitches.
Queen: Yes, she will do that song that you requested ALL last year.
Guns and Roses: Isn’t the band TITLE ENOUGH!?!?
And this isn’t just an excuse to do a crappy “Best Hits” show, oh no. (Though, again, she will be doing those “Best Hits”, oh yes.) Sharron has got something to say – about: (ready for it…) that skanky Kim Kardashian (How in the hell does that happen?), Hookers and Prostitutes (They are probably the same thing but she wants to cover all the bases), hotels that scare the crap out of you (and not just because of the freakin’ bed bugs), what it is like being a Canadian Reality TV Star (uber-sigh…), students who wear tight tshirts in front of their hot teachers (Ya, I said it) and many more interesting, naughty and intoxicating things…
She will, yes, she will, sing some hot new songs with hot new arrangements, and will Adele be there? NO!!! Doesn’t that Adele lady have enough exposure? But there might be some Jessie J, mixed with old school Justin Timberlake…just maybe…you will have to come and see.
She will make you laugh, make you cry…and make you pee your pants a bit….GOLD!
**** The Scotsman
July 19th -22nd – Buddies in Bad Times Theatre
August 1st – 27th – Pleasance Above, Pleasance Courtyard
August 31st @ Tristan Bates Theatre
September 2nd – a very special show at a location TBA.
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK
Sept 23rd – 25th – Flute Bar and Lounge
CAPE TOWN, SOUTH AFRICA
October 6th – 20th
NFB Cape Town Cabaret Festival (Inaugural)
Yes, my friends….South Africa…New York…London…Scotland…and TORONTO!!
And accompaniment by the fantastic and hot (in the bum area) mess, Chris Tsujiuchi…otherwise known as COOCH!!!
I am very excited about this tour…you all know how hard I have worked to get my shows out there and this is a sweet adventure.
I would love to have you in the audience!
It will have been 8 months since my last TORONTO show…so I am ready and raring to go.
Buy your tickets now!!!
Let’s sell this shit out!!!
Check out my Website… sharronmatthews.com
There are a lot of new pics and updates…