The Mom dressed her daughter…as a hooker…and after she said ( the mother did)….”I might have made a bad decision”….DO YA THINK!?!?!?
She is dressed as a hooker…okay, it is a hooker with a heart of gold and all….but still…I wonder what Julia Roberts thinks of playing that role now.
Anyhow…I am all warm and cozy in my house in Stratford thinking…”Well, how bad can it be this week….”
I would like to write out a direct quote from one of the mothers on the show right now…I have paused it…and I would like to inform you that this statment was made as mostly a voice over while the father is shaving the 3 year old’s eyebrows…the kid looks terrified…
“We want to start her out young, teaching her not that she needs make up and hair to be pretty but you’re ultimately going to get married and have kids and so I think pagents are one way to teach her to dress well and do those things that her husband needs. Because, you know, I mean that is a need a man has in his life. And I want my girls to give that to their husband like I want to give it to my husband.”
I would like to pause here while I peer out my front window again…
Lady…you are kooka.
This is the same woman that said to the camera…while gluing eyelashes onto her daughter…again, a 3 year old daughter…and got some glue in her eye and the kid just howled…”You can love pagents AND you can love Jesus”…I wonder if Jesus likes false eyelashes and boob enhancers…for 3 year olds.
I gotta turn it off…I can’t support this…these bitches are crazy..
Just 3 more minutes…I am going to hell…or maybe heaven…I hope Jesus is dressed like a drag queen.