I have spent alot of my time at coffee shops this week!

That is how I know I am on an, almost, vacation.
Not really though…I am writing and editing footage on my Mac.
It still makes me poop my pants that I can edit on my MAC.
Met my friend Deb at the Remarkable Bean in the beaches…..or is it the beach……the people down there are a bit particular about that….
I lived in the Beaches….that is my choice….for one year and only one year…..I thought that it would be a dream .. but it was ass-ie……… I have never seen so many yuppies in my life!
You had to have a baby carriage and a dog to live down there….oh and alot of fleece ….oh ya and the weirdest part of all….I have never seen so many white people in my life….it took me about 2 weeks to figure out what was so different then it hit me as I was walking down the street drinking my Starbucks…..
“There is no cultural diversity down here!”
Not even close.
And the house we lived in had a questionable family living in the downstairs apartment.
One of their bastard children stole George’s bike out of the garage.
I still hate that family a bit.
Is that wrong.
Where was I?
The Remarkable Bean….
My friend Deb and I did ‘Bye Bye Birdie ‘ at Leah Poslun’s in the early 90’s…..and if that doesn’t take you back……I played …..what was her name…..Ursula?…..anyway the character was 17…that was the last time I played anything under 25…I wished someone would have told me…I would have enjoyed it.
Deb and I are 19 years older…..that makes me shit my pants….
Then I went to Starbucks to meet my new friend Patricia….she is a fancy actress……she was on the Jane Show….I liked that show…..fucking cancelled…anyhow….Patricia and I were surrounded by some strange people….did you ever really notice what weird-ies hang around coffee shops……besides myself that is……people who chat with themselves….ya know…..I am not feeling that funny today….I cannot think of one funny thing to say….I am just rambling on about nothing….usually I can come up with a theme or a dirty joke or something.
Wow…….I hope I didn’t lose my funny.

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  1. You haven’t lost your funny…this entry actually made me laugh out loud several times. 🙂

  2. we totally had a community vote to decide once and for all whether we lived in the Beach or the Beaches. The Beach won. Apparently they are going to put signs up. It makes me laugh when i think about it…

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